Joseph Lucas, un visionnaire myope..
Posté : 02 déc. 2022, 10:33
Trouvé sur un forum Jaguar, un recueil concernant Lucas, l'électricien qui a équipé de façon parfois étonnante nombre de constructeurs automobiles britanniques.
Lucas Humor
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented the darkness. But they still claim the "sudden, unexpected darkness"
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off. The other three switch settings - Smoke, Smolder and Burn.
The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou...
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night,as they all look the same ?" "He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: " Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."
Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency that's all.
Why do the English drink their beer WARM? Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas
Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.
Lucas Humor
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented the darkness. But they still claim the "sudden, unexpected darkness"
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off. The other three switch settings - Smoke, Smolder and Burn.
The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou...
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night,as they all look the same ?" "He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: " Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."
Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency that's all.
Why do the English drink their beer WARM? Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas
Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.
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